She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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