so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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