All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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