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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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