my vag is so smooth its legendary
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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