he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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