Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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