yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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