I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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