Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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