I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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