maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Found the puke drawer
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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