this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
God, I missed his penis.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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