chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
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So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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