Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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