So drunk its hurt
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I love you. Go after that dick
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