ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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