Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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