4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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