I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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