you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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