But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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