Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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