It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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