we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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