Buhtt sex?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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