Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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