Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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