Define "chronic" masturbator.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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