Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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