called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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