ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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