Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize