everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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