The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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