The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Michael Bay diarrhea
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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