Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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