Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just pee around me
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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