I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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