Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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