How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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