So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The adults are the big ones right?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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