my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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