new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize