hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize