I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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