Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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