You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
God, I missed his penis.
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