PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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