We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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